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The Most Epic Chinese Selfie Takers

Posted By Becky Ances Posted on January 26, 2015
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This is not gonna be an “old lady Becky rants about technology,” because I’m sure you can tell I’m pretty down with things. I can out-text any young punk, and if there is a good selfie opportunity, I am one of the first to pull out my phone.

But I feel like I know when enough is enough, which “kids these days” don’t know.

Case in point? I was sitting at a cafe writing. It was a beautiful rooftop cafe with an amazing view of the ocean. Everyone was up there taking pics and selfies. No biggee. I had taken a few when I arrived then got to work writing.

I can block people out pretty easily when I’m writing, but my brain is still processing what is going on around me. At one point my brain woke me up to notice the people next to me. They were taking selfies and had been at it awhile. No biggee, back to work.

The girl then realized that the lighting was better if she moved the phone to the other direction.
But then she realized the background wasn’t as good. She wanted to ocean in the background, not the building, so she flipped to the other side again.
Then they had to review the 5-6 selfies that had just taken, commented on them ("This is a good one of you," I heard the boyfriend say again and again.)
Then they had to review the 5-6 selfies that had just taken, commented on them (“This is a good one of you,” I heard the boyfriend say again and again. He knew the right way to get into her pants.)
Every hair had to be just right.
Back to more hair tossing.
Then they sat in silence as they played with their phones. (I could see she was putting different filters and affects on the pics on her phone. I don’t know what he was doing, but they didn’t talk for a good 4-5 minutes. Just sat absorbed in their phones.)

It went on for almost 25 minutes before they finally stopped taking selfies and sat and drank their coffee. (They never really put down their phones though.) I’ve seen a lot of stupid and silly selfies in my life, but this takes the cake as the most epic selfie session I have ever witness. I hope to god I never see another.

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1 Comment

  1. Daria
    January 26, 2015 at 11:17 pm

    JDWPOEINNCKOWFHHZHHH&&&! I was watching just the same scene the other day on the bus in Hong Kong… Like we had passed 4 or 5 bus stops and she was still into taking her selfies. What can possible change after 25-30 tries? How much in love with themselves should they be to do this? And why do I feel so much embarrassed taking super-quick nowhere near being narcissistic selfies just to send to my husband or mum when the rest of people feel so comfortable doing photoshoots?

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