It’s been awhile since I’ve done a Chinglish entry, and I have a few good ones that I’ve been saving up: This is technically not Chinglish as the English is perfectly correct, it's just the implied meaning shows they didn't really understand what they were writing.
Only puts out ironic fires.
This bakery seems to be selling more than just pastries.
Nice. Are these all your ow finds?
Of course! I only use ones that we take pictures of ourselves. Don’t want to be ‘infringing’ or anything.